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A New Kaiju Era?

spankzilla85:

I know that most Godzilla fans will agree with me on this, but here goes regardless - we’re on the cusp of a rather interesting time to be a kaiju fan.
On one side, we have the Pacific Rim fans…PacRimmers? God, please let them be called that.
Anyway, here’s a completely new…

Concept for a Henry Rollins/Morrissey buddy cop action film.

Narrator: He was a hard-boiled cop from the wrong side of the tracks…

Thief: Woah, man! Here’s the money! I give! Just don’t hurt me!

Morrissey: A crack on the head is what you get for not asking!

(Morrissey viciously punches Thief in the face)

Morissey: And a crack on your head is what you get for asking!

(Morrissey slams Thief’s head into wall)

Narrator: He was a rookie who joined the force to avenge the death of his girlfriend…

Commissioner Martinez: Damn it, Rollins! I’m sorry that your girlfriend died, but that’s your own personal war! You start messing up and I’ll take you off the force!

Rollins: My war. You’re one of them. You say that you’re my friend, but you’re one of them.

Commissioner Martinez: Are you saying I’m a crooked cop? I was friends with your father when he was on the force. I was there when you were born! I saw you grow up! I was there when your father died… How could you not consider me a friend?

Rollins: I might not know what a friend is, but I know what you’re not.

(Rollins puts his badge and gun on Commissioner Martinez’ desk.)

Rollins: Cause you’re one of them…

Narrator: Joined together by fate to take down L.A.’s most dangerous drug cartel…

Danny Trejo: Those crazy gringos think they can fuck with El Diablos Loco? Well if they want a fight, let’s give those pinche bastards a fight!

(Scene of Morrissey and Rollins being shot at while in a car chase with cholos.)

(Scene of Morrissey and Rollins fighting ninjas.)

(Scene of Morrissey and Rollins jumping out of an exploding helicopter.)

(Scene of Morrissey thrashing in a mosh pit.)

(Scene of Rollins twirling flowers in the air.)

(Scene of Morrissey and Rollins fighting robot dopplegangers.)

Narrator: It’s up to these two cops to work together, or perish.

Morrissey: I’ve seen you smile, but I’ve never really heard you laugh.

Rollins: I always wear a smile, because anything but a smile would make me have to explain, and they wouldn’t understand anyway… I conceal my feelings, so I won’t have to explain what I can’t explain anyway.

Morrissey: You are your mother’s only son, and you’re a desperate one.

Narrator: With Jack Grisham of T.S.O.L. as Jack Grisham, the pimp.

Prostitute: You love me, right Papa Jack?

Grisham: Superficial love, only for a fuck.

Narrator: And Robert Smith of the Cure as Robert Smith, the journalist.

Editor-In-Chief: Listen Smith, you need to stop writing these articles, I’m getting a lot of heat from the LAPD and I don’t want to ruffle any feathers over there.

Smith: The day I stop is the day you change.

Narrator: Morrissey…

Morrissey: There’s something against us, it’s not time.

(Morrissey shoots drug dealer in the head.)

Narrator: Rollins…

Rollins: I’ve only got time for a few, and not you.

(Rollins shoots Michael Ironside in the chest with a shotgun.)

Narrator: They understand fighting a war they can’t win.

Commissioner Martinez: So you take down El Diablos Loco, then what? Will it erase everything that happened that night? What difference does it make if the LAPD gets a cut from El Diablos Loco?

(Morrissey stares into the Los Angeles sunset.)

Morrissey: What difference does it make? It makes none.

Narrator: But will nature make a man out of them yet?

Therapist: Since your wife has died, what feelings have you been dealing with?

(Rollins looks at a picture of him and his pregnant wife.)

Rollins: Depression’s got a hold of me. Depression’s gonna kill me.

Narrator: This Summer…

(Scene of Morrissey and Rollins jumping off an exploding boat)

Narrator: ‘HOW SOON IS MY WAR?’

Me being devoured by yellow #noodles at #lacma Look at me, the sheer amount of #fear and #anguish in my face is nothing compared to panic I am feeling on the inside. Photo taken by the amazing @ashleymisfit . She went out of her way to take me to LACMA on such short notice. (It was the final day for the Kubrick exhibit.) #dayofthedead #film #museum #me #losangeles #awesome

Me being devoured by yellow #noodles at #lacma Look at me, the sheer amount of #fear and #anguish in my face is nothing compared to panic I am feeling on the inside. Photo taken by the amazing @ashleymisfit . She went out of her way to take me to LACMA on such short notice. (It was the final day for the Kubrick exhibit.) #dayofthedead #film #museum #me #losangeles #awesome