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Concept for a Henry Rollins/Morrissey buddy cop action film.

Narrator: He was a hard-boiled cop from the wrong side of the tracks…

Thief: Woah, man! Here’s the money! I give! Just don’t hurt me!

Morrissey: A crack on the head is what you get for not asking!

(Morrissey viciously punches Thief in the face)

Morissey: And a crack on your head is what you get for asking!

(Morrissey slams Thief’s head into wall)

Narrator: He was a rookie who joined the force to avenge the death of his girlfriend…

Commissioner Martinez: Damn it, Rollins! I’m sorry that your girlfriend died, but that’s your own personal war! You start messing up and I’ll take you off the force!

Rollins: My war. You’re one of them. You say that you’re my friend, but you’re one of them.

Commissioner Martinez: Are you saying I’m a crooked cop? I was friends with your father when he was on the force. I was there when you were born! I saw you grow up! I was there when your father died… How could you not consider me a friend?

Rollins: I might not know what a friend is, but I know what you’re not.

(Rollins puts his badge and gun on Commissioner Martinez’ desk.)

Rollins: Cause you’re one of them…

Narrator: Joined together by fate to take down L.A.’s most dangerous drug cartel…

Danny Trejo: Those crazy gringos think they can fuck with El Diablos Loco? Well if they want a fight, let’s give those pinche bastards a fight!

(Scene of Morrissey and Rollins being shot at while in a car chase with cholos.)

(Scene of Morrissey and Rollins fighting ninjas.)

(Scene of Morrissey and Rollins jumping out of an exploding helicopter.)

(Scene of Morrissey thrashing in a mosh pit.)

(Scene of Rollins twirling flowers in the air.)

(Scene of Morrissey and Rollins fighting robot dopplegangers.)

Narrator: It’s up to these two cops to work together, or perish.

Morrissey: I’ve seen you smile, but I’ve never really heard you laugh.

Rollins: I always wear a smile, because anything but a smile would make me have to explain, and they wouldn’t understand anyway… I conceal my feelings, so I won’t have to explain what I can’t explain anyway.

Morrissey: You are your mother’s only son, and you’re a desperate one.

Narrator: With Jack Grisham of T.S.O.L. as Jack Grisham, the pimp.

Prostitute: You love me, right Papa Jack?

Grisham: Superficial love, only for a fuck.

Narrator: And Robert Smith of the Cure as Robert Smith, the journalist.

Editor-In-Chief: Listen Smith, you need to stop writing these articles, I’m getting a lot of heat from the LAPD and I don’t want to ruffle any feathers over there.

Smith: The day I stop is the day you change.

Narrator: Morrissey…

Morrissey: There’s something against us, it’s not time.

(Morrissey shoots drug dealer in the head.)

Narrator: Rollins…

Rollins: I’ve only got time for a few, and not you.

(Rollins shoots Michael Ironside in the chest with a shotgun.)

Narrator: They understand fighting a war they can’t win.

Commissioner Martinez: So you take down El Diablos Loco, then what? Will it erase everything that happened that night? What difference does it make if the LAPD gets a cut from El Diablos Loco?

(Morrissey stares into the Los Angeles sunset.)

Morrissey: What difference does it make? It makes none.

Narrator: But will nature make a man out of them yet?

Therapist: Since your wife has died, what feelings have you been dealing with?

(Rollins looks at a picture of him and his pregnant wife.)

Rollins: Depression’s got a hold of me. Depression’s gonna kill me.

Narrator: This Summer…

(Scene of Morrissey and Rollins jumping off an exploding boat)

Narrator: ‘HOW SOON IS MY WAR?’

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And when I’m lying in my bed
I think about life and I think about death
And neither one particularly appeals to me

"SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, MORRISSEY! I’M FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR BULL-SHIT! LIFE SUCKS, BUT STOP COMPLAINING! DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE INSTEAD OF BITCHING!"
                                                            -HENRY ROLLINS

"SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, MORRISSEY! I’M FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR BULL-SHIT! LIFE SUCKS, BUT STOP COMPLAINING! DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE INSTEAD OF BITCHING!"

                                                            -HENRY ROLLINS

Will Princess Peach ever truly understand the love that Bowser has for her? Or will Bowser continue to live his life alone, like some Smiths’ song.

Will Princess Peach ever truly understand the love that Bowser has for her? Or will Bowser continue to live his life alone, like some Smiths’ song.

Albums worth listening to back to back:

Show No Mercy by Slayer

The Smiths Self-titled