Stupid Smart Kids

So it’s July 4th. I don’t want to start a big political debate. I think America has done a couple of noble things, and at one time was a really great country. I think we still have the capability to be great. We still can, we just need to work together, stop with all the bullshit.

I’m going down my dashboard and I see a lot of cute chubby girls. It’s crazy. I don’t think I could ever go a day on tumblr and not see at least one gorgeous big girl. It’s impossible. I follow a lot of girls because, I dunno, I like the view, but recently, fuck there are a lot of girls who want to get fucked.

As I’m writing this I’m listening to the fucking Smiths. Ugh, why the fuck do I do this to myself? I’m fucking listening to This Night Has Opened My Eyes and damn, Morrissey knows how to get me depressed. I like the feeling though, I can enjoy depression. It’s spiritual, it’s all about overcoming your depression, you find the problem and you handle it the best way you know how. But fuck, if I keep this up I’m going to go crazy.

I got my permit to drive recently and I just got my car. It’s a green Toyota Camry, 1997. It’s awesome, I need an aux cable and I can hook my iPod to my radio. I want to hear my music when I’m driving. I’m thinking about driving to San Diego one night, just stare at the ocean for a while, maybe watch a sunrise. Then drive back. All while listening to the Smiths! That’d be fucking hilarious.

Alright, here’s what I don’t get about Samhain, why do people fucking overlook it? Almost every Danzig fan I meet says that they like Danzig and the Misfits, but there are some who don’t like Samhain at fucking all. Samhain is fucking awesome. The first Samhain album should be listened to, it should be fucking mandatory. If you want to graduate from High School you should have to listen to Initium from beginning to end and write about how you felt about it. You don’t even have to like it, you just got to give it a listen.

There’s also a really bad ass version of Bloodfeast done by Samhain, I think everyone should check that out and see which version they like more. I like the Samhain version more because it sounds like it was done on the spot, the production value isn’t that good, but it gives it a sound of doom, like if it was recorded in a dungeon or basement. Somewhere where you’d probably be murdered.

I like how on youtube they have entire albums that you can listen to. Classic albums, it’s fucking awesome. I’m listening to the first Ramones album and it just reminds me of why I love them so much. Rock N Roll High School is the shit. One of the best movies ever, I can watch that movie over and over again. And it has the fucking Ramones in it. Innovators, trashing a High School, it’s amazing.

Okay, my high is starting to fade away, I’m going to finish this, check my tumblr for more cute gals. The ones with red hair and a cute smile… and big butts and thighs… and a brain.